Barney's legendary vacation

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It’s gonna be legen-wait-for-it-dary. Legendary.
If you’re willing too to have a Barney’s legendary vacation, take a look at the one hundred and sixty eighth entry of Barney’s Blog.

WARNING - The contents of this blog have been observed to be highly contagious. Experts advise the undertaking of necessary precautions. The following stunts are open to be performed at home.


Kids, this is gonna be the happiest day of your life. Because today, I, Barney Stinson, am going to teach you how to live. This is a 100% foolproof strategy to pick some serious busty memories. So pull your socks up (or don’t, just put them in your bag) 'cause the only reason to wait a week for this vacation is if you’re on your periods.


Step 1

Call up all your friends. If they come, bingo! If they don't, get them drunk!

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Step 2

Ask Wishup to book tickets for your group. Sit back and relax! Your job will be done in no time.

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Step 3

Call up Ranjit to bring a limo for your vacation.

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Step 4

Pack everything you see (especially food) and a lot of it. You can also drop one of your friends to adjust your food bag, or simply tie him up to the roof of your car.

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Step 5

Suit up!



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Step 6 

Grab your Get Psyched mix.

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Step 7

Crash at a strip club to pick up some hotties. ( Not Quinn, though)


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Step 8

Steal a bottle of 600$ Glenn McKenna on your way.

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Step 9

Give your best bud in the world an almighty five.

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Step 10

Be awesome. Well, if you have completed the above nine steps, you already are. Be yourself then. Be BARN-AWESOME!

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